Yes, I am now in what I like to call, the "real world". Finals are completed and I am finally an MSU alum. Good feeling. So last night, I go out to celebrate be playing a little poker with the boys from work. It's a fun little $5 buy in game. By the way, I played one game last night for 5 and a half freakin hours and only took 3rd. Cripes. Anyway, I wanted to tell you about this fella that showed up at our game. Now, the house we play at is MAYBE a half mile from campus, and he shows up in a UM Grizzly sweatshirt! He seemed like a pretty nice fella, so I shook his hand and told him nicely that his buy in was $10 until he took the sweatshirt off. Well, he didn't and he paid $5 anyway, cuz he was bigger than me and he had a dip in (which can be quite intimidating). Long story short, turns out he is a big Grizzly fan, but not a student at the university. He is a plumbing aprentice. I thought that was a fitting job for a UM fan since watching a game from Washington Grizzly Stadium's booster section is probably very similar to being elbow deep in human waste all day. "The best thing about being an apprentice," he says, "is you get to EARN while you LEARN." I think the best part of being an apprentice is that you get to learn how to rhyme. Come to think of it, rhyming might actually be a Junior level course in Missoula. Sounds like this guy's got it MADE in the SHADE. Oh Cripes, now he's got me doing it. Bap of the Day goes to anyone involved with the hype around "Brokeback Mountain". As Cartman says, "Independent movies are all about gay cowboys eating pudding." Well, little Eric, they've gone mainstream. Let me explain...the writers of this movie depict two cowboys who have a wild love affair. They could have written it about two gay fellas in the city, or at the Britney Spears concert, or the flea market or something, but they had to make it two cowboys. Why cowboys? To create a buzz. All I hear at work on the AM radio is fellas like Rush and O'Reilly and Hannity complaining about this gay cowboy movie. Fellas, do you think you're stopping people from going by talking about it for hours everyday? NO, you're creating a buzz which will entice more people to go. The people who debate against it the most are the people creating the curiosity which will, in turn, create more revenue for gay cowboy sequels. I, myself, will not be watching Brokeback Mountain...ever. Not because I am a hate monger. Quite the contrary. I have no problem with homosexuals. I'm just not a big fan of westerns. More to Come.

what was the PA's name?

oh yeah, and the first time i ever heard "earn while you learn" come from someone's mouth, well, guess who it was... i won't say his name but it starts with an R and rhymes with dodge.

Have you ever read the short story it was derived from? It's kind of a sad story really.

Does Missoula still offer that rhyming class? Moo Moo buckaroo.

Chen, you are to be commended for having to listen to that Limbaugh shit day after day and not committing murder or arson. As for graduating, WAY to GO. Best of luck. Maybe if the Clintons get off their lead butts, you'll be their guitar tech/sixth man kinda deal. Ya never know when they'll need a hot sax or hand claps. Aw nuts, now I'm rhyming too. They also offer that rhyming class at Colorado State but for freshmen only. I met a couple of greenies who raved about it. Poor bastards.

Chen, you are a funny fucker. Keep up the insanity!

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