There are only 2 things I know for sure at the moment. First, I need to write a new blog...like, in a bad way. I need a new blog more than Michael Jackson needs love advise from a Catholic priest. Over the line? Maybe. Speaking of over the line, the second thing I know is that Motley Crue puts on a horrible live show. Their sound man must have been some dude they picked up at a Holiday Inn Express the night earlier, because he didn't do the group justice at all. Also, I have never seen a rock group take a 10 minute break halfway through their headlining set. Talk about the opposite of rock-n-roll. The buckets of fake blood that they poured on the first few rows at the end of the night was just a capstone for the night of pitiful attempts to recapture the youth of 4 middle-aged rockers. The theme of the night was DESPIRATION. These guys threw out all the stops including dancing girls, midgets, roadies with clown masks, rediculous videos on the big screen, and advertising an upcoming claymation movie during their 10 minute break. It was sad, very sad. On to happier stories...I have digital cable now! Oh, the possibilites of crap to watch now. There is actually a channel that only plays old episodes of Nickelodeon game shows like Double Dare, GUTS, and Legends of the Hidden Temple. Needless to say, I watch the Double Dare Slopstical Course every chance I get. "If you can grab that flag in 60 seconds or less, tell them what they'll win, Harvey!" Another channel that I now have, I actually like to refer to as the "Miracle Channel". No, it's not a religious channel or anything, it is an MTV channel that only plays MUSIC VIDEOS! What a concept, eh fellas? They had to make MTV, MTV2, and finally MTV HITS before they finally figured out that we want to watch music when we watch MUSIC television. Needless to say I've been as happy as a pig in scat since the cable man stopped by last month. Bap of the day goes to the newest Anderson. It's a tough world out there, dude. You're gonna have to accept the fact that you might get bapped for no particular reason sometimes. More to Come.

Only you would bap a newborn. Shame.

As for me, read my latest bravejournal blog for a good laugh!