Today, as I pondered my life as a whole, I realized that a lot has changed in the world since I was born back in '83. Yes, they were different times back then. For example, back in '83 theaters were full of eager basement dwellers in angst to see the final installment of Star Wars. Heck, back then a bunch of famous musicians got together in order to aid Africa's poverty and hunger problems. Yes siree, I can't believe how life back then would have been with a fella by the name of George Bush holding a very high office. Oh yah, and the family situation. My brother and I were living under the same roof back then. Oh how the times have changed... This week I decided to check out "The Facebook". It is an online service, kinda like Myspace, that is open only to college students. I was blown away by the amount of people on that thing. So many people I haven't seen since high school. Now, before I make this sound like an infomercial...but wait there's more, act now and you will recieve friend requests from people you have never really talked to but spent 4 years in high school with...sorry, bout that. But seriously, isn't it ironic that you can be around someone for four years, not talk to them, and they want to be your friend online 4 years later. No, seriously, I'm asking if it is ironic. Ever since Alanis came out with that song 10 years ago, my perception of irony has gotten a little skewed. That album also skewed my perception of Dave Coulier. All I'm going to say is, if Dave invites you to go to a movie, popcorn isn't the only thing he will expect from you. Best not go to Vegas with him either, but that's a totally different story. Which reminds me. Our old buddy Levi headed down to Phoenix this week to put the finishing touches on the new Clintons album. I'm not going to lie. I miss the little guy. The basement is just too quiet without him. I'm sorry...I'm gonna have to interrupt this tribute to Levi becuase I just saw MacGyver save a guy who was dying of cyanide poisoning by making him drink chemicals used to develop photographs. That crazy MacGyver! Bap of the Day: This goes out to anyone who skipped out on the Fairview trip this year. Ya'll are gonna miss one killer time. Word. More to Come.

An even greater irony is that the Dukes of Hazzard are still around on the big screen as is Bewitched. How could you miss such intense irony? Besides, isn't there just a touch of irony that we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Who the hell is Dave Coulier? I was too busy raising kids and changing careers to pay attention to the 80s.

Fairview rocked.

It was nice not to see Levi walking around the house all day, flexing his bulging muscles on his small frame.

Like Creamer, your entries would make me blow milk out my nose if I were drinking milk and reading at the same time. Keep up the good work.

You might enjoy the story of Freddy Steadfast found on Crazy Jim's latest August posting.

Click on my name for the recount of the most romantic moment of my life. (Sniff.)